Where the Bullets Went

Social Media Professional (latin. districtus os)

Often seen at networking events or behind large cups of coffee. Tell tale signs include eccentric dress sense, loudness and the faint smell of cider.

Graphic Designers (latin. deficio procul maths)

Habitat often features black and white images of coffee cups. Typically the most attractive of the Digital World, Graphic Designers lack the ability to order coffee in fewer than 20 words.

Search Engine Marketer (latin. carus)

The alpha males of the Digital World, these animals see the world as one large spreadsheet. Watch out for the tattoo of the Google PageRank algorithm - and watch your wallet.

E-Commerce Consultants (latin. optimus mens)

By far the most intelligent of the Digital Professionals, e-commerce consultants attract only the finest mates. Never seen without a flowery shirt, these animals are by far the most camp and attract female graphic designers with promises of pens.

I like a good debate so I does - but at recent networking events about Social Media, Online Marketing, E-Commerce, Web Design and Technology I’ve been surrounded by nodders and…agree-ers!

How dare they agree with me! I want someone to say “No Ali - you’re wrong and here’s why” so I can 1. Learn something, 2. Debate the issue further, or 3. Punch them in the face and run away.

So, my friends, let us disagree as much as possible for it is when ideas come against criticism and conflict that they grow and develop into the world we see today.

Ali out.